I Want To Return To The Womb,

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.

Am I My Brother's Keeper? Yes. Interestingly, In My Case, I Share That Honor With The Prospect Park Zoo.

In A Relationship, It Is Better To Be The Leaver Than The Leavee.

Is World Peace Possible Or Is The Human Race Too Innately Aggressive? For Instance: Have You Ever Seen Women At A Sample Sale?

How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?