I Want To Rob A Bank With

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

I Went To The Park And Saw This Kid Flying A Kite. The Kid Was Really Excited. I Don't Know Why, That's What They're Supposed To Do. Now If He Had Had A Chair On The Other End Of That String, I Would Have Been Impressed.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

Wearing A Turtleneck Is Like Being Strangled By A Really Weak Guy, All Day. Wearing A Backpack And A Turtleneck Is Like A Weak Midget Trying To Bring You Down.