I Want To Start Saying Bad Words

I Don't Know What It Is About Accents That Makes Me Want To Get Undressed And High-five Myself.

Every Time John Travolta Assaults A Masseur, A Scientologist Gets Their Wings.

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.

The Whole Thing About My Books And My Life Is That I Create Drama's Always Around Me.

There's A Reason You Never See Anyone's House With A Beware Of Cat Sign. Because They're Not Even Worth Mentioning.