I Want To Tell You A Story.

Oh, What A Wicked World It Is That Drives A Man To Sin.

Some Honorable Men Spend Their Whole Life Preparing For A Supreme Act Of Treachery

Time Erodes Gratitude More Quickly Than It Does Beauty!

I Like To Drink Wine More Than I Used To. Anyway, I'm Drinking More.

The Only Wealth In This World Is Children, More Than All The Money, Power On Earth.