I Want To Thank Jesus, And By

When You Look At Someone Like Sacha Baron Cohen, You Have To Really Respect The Boundaries He Is Pushing As Bruno Or Borat.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.

Happens I Am Very Political. I Have Deep Political Instincts.