I Wanted To Be John Cleese. It

I Am Rarely Happier Than When Spending An Entire Day Programming My Computer.

Time Doesn't Necessarily Happen In Chronological Order.

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I'm Spending A Year Dead For Tax Reasons.

Being Offended By Things Is The World's Big Hobby At The Moment. It's Almost Taken Over From Wearing Goatee Beards.