I Wanted To Meet Bob Hope, And

We All [ed Simmons,dean Martin And Jerry Lewis] Started Together, So There Were No Rules - Anything We Wrote Became Television.

As H.l. Mencken Once Said, 'nobody Ever When Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American People.' Our Show [all In The Family] Countered That Witticism. I Think He Was Wrong.

That's The Heart Of It: My Shows Were Not That Controversial With The American People. They Were Controversial With The People Who Think For The American People.

Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes. You Spend Millions Of Minutes To Reach One Triumph, One Moment, Then You Spend Maybe A Thousand Minutes Enjoying It. If You Were Unhappy Through Those Millions Of Minutes, What Good Is The Thousand Minutes Of Triumph? It Doesn't Equate... Life Is Made Of Small Pleasures. Good Eye Contact Over The Breakfast Table With Your Wife. A Moment Of Touching A Friend. Happiness Is Made Of Those Tiny Successes. The Big Ones Come Too Infrequently. If You Don't Have All Those Zillions Of Tiny Successes, The Big Ones Don't Mean Anything.

In My 90-plus Years, I Have Lived A Multitude Of Lives.