I Was A Good Little Boy And

I Get Called 'controversial' All The Time.

Horace's Best Ode Would Not Please A Young Woman As Much As The Mediocre Verses Of The Young Man She Is In Love With.

I've Made A Lot Of Enemies In All The Right Places, And There Aren't Enough Hours In The Day To Respond To Either The Well-financed Corporate Hacks Or The Lowly Stalkers Who Seek To Libel Me Or Make A Buck Off The Fact That I'm A Well-known Person.

My Employees, There's No Deductible In Your Health Care. No Deductible, Absolutely Not. You Get Paid Sick Days, As Many As You Need, Personal Days.

I Don't Believe That The Bush Administration Had Something To Do With September 11th. I Do Believe That There Were A Lot Of Warning Signals, But I Don't Think They Were Ignored On Purpose - Bush Just Wanted To Go To The Ranch For A Month.