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That's What I Love About The Mockumentary Style, Is The Added Thing Of People Knowing They Are On-camera, Which Changes Your Behavior. That's Why We Sometimes Do What We Call Spy Shots.

I'm The Biggest Proponent Of Test Screenings Now. There's Two Ways To Face Test Screenings. For Dramas, I Don't Know If I Would Rely On Them As Much, Although I Still Think You Need Them, Because You're Making A Movie For An Audience At The End Of The Day. But With Comedy... You Could Go Through A Script Or Anything I Ever Worked On, Where You Go, "this Is Hilarious," And You Put It In Front Of People And You Get Nothing. And Then The Other Side Of It, Is Something You're Like, "i Think This Is Really Stupid," And It Gets A Giant Laugh.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

I'm Just Always A Bit Thrown When, In The Immediate Aftermath Of Some Event Which Makes Us Feel Like Either God's Out To Get Us Or He's Not Doing His Job As Well As He Can, We All Still Get Together And Continue To Ask Him For Help.

What's Great About The Geek Spirit Is That Life Never Seems To Stop Us, And They Never Seem To Kill Our Enthusiasm, Our Optimism And Our Hunger To Experience The World. We Keep Our Sense Of Humor, We Protect Our Dignity, We Talk To Our Friends About The Experience And Then We Start Again Fresh The Very Next Day.