I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

Dont Retire - Inspire...theres A Lot To Be Done

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

I Buy Women Shoes And They Use Them To Walk Away From Me.