I Was A Weekend Drinker...i'd Start On

Isn't That Weird, We've Made Nature Against The Law. That's How Un-natural We've Become.

How Many People Disapprove Of The Job The Conservatives Are Doing? Seventy Percent. Of Those Same People, How Many Will Vote For Them Again? ...seventy Percent. What The Fuck? Where Did They Take This Poll, At An S&m Parlor?

I Find It Ironic That People Who Are Against Things That Cause Sexual Thoughts Are Generally Fundamentalist Christians Who Also Believe You Should Be Fruitful And Multiply.

I Was Just Down In Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's Really Accurate, You Know, 'cause Oswald's Not In It.

A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.