I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Les Miserables Is One Of My Favorite Stories

Sandy Koufax Went To The Same School As Me. I Graduated Two Years Ahead Of Sandy.

...the British Press... [claimed That Tony] Blair Was Simply Bush's Poodle - A Favorite Phrase, Bewilderingly Popular, Although It Made No Sense - And That He Was Ignoring The Will Of The British People. Considering The Hacks Had Spent Blair's First Six Years In Office Condemning Him For Relying On Focus Groups And Opinion Polls For His Policies - In Other Words, Paying Attention To Nothing But The Will Of The People, Or At Least Their Whims - That Seemed A Little Rich To Me, But As I Said, Logical Consistency Has Never Figured Highly In The British Media's Scale Of Values.

Let's Not Become So Worried About Not Offending Anybody That We Lose The Ability To Distinguish Between Respect And Paranoia.