I Was Beautiful. Now, Because I Am

Sympathy Is Charming, But It Does Not Make Up For Pain.

A Complete Transformation Seemed To Have Place In My Life Overnight. It Was Quite Staggering, And Thenceforward Visitors And Invitations Continued To Pour In Daily Until They Became A Source Of Grievance To Our Landlady, Who Was Obliged To Engage An Extra Servant To Respond To The Battering Of Powdered Footmen On Her Humble And Somewhat Flimsy Door.

I Know I Am At The End. I Shall Never Get Better, Dear.

It's The First Time I've Seen Myself Act, And I Can't Say I'm Impressed.

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.