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All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

I Know When I'm Working I Seldom Get Into Trouble. My Educated Guess Is That Boredom Has Caused Most Of The Problems With Hollywood Celebrities.

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.

I Never Go To Funerals. To Me A Person Is Dead When He Breathes For The Last Time. After That, Your Memories Should Be Personal.

All Creative People Want To Do The Unexpected.