I Was Born In A Blender.

Barry Manilow Has Gone From Being The Love Of My Life To Being A Friend For Life.

Living In Continual Chaos Is Exhausting, Frightening. The Catch Is That It's Also Very Addictive.

The Only Difference Between The Bel Air Of The '90s And The Bel Air Of My Childhood Is That Now The Nannies Are Latina Instead Of British, And The Cars European Instead Of American

The High Point Of My Entire Junior High School Career Was Going Backstage After The First Concert To Meet The Beatles In Person. I Had A Huge Crush On George Harrison At The Time, Having Inherited My Family's Passion For Skinny Musicians, And I Was Simply Awestruck To Be Meeting The Fab Four In Person.

When Your Parent Is A Public Idol, You Never Really Have A Chance To Lay That Parent To Rest.