I Was Born On The Kitchen Table.

Humor Keeps The Elderly Rolling Along, Singing A Song. When You Laugh, Its An Involuntary Explosion Of The Lungs. The Lungs Need To Replenish Themselves With Oxygen. So You Laugh, You Breathe, The Blood Runs, And Everything Is Circulating. If You Dont Laugh, Youll Die.

I Know How To Make It A Great Musical. I've Got To. It's Like I've Got To See It On Stage.

Every Human Being Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under His Skin. The Talent Of A Writer Is His Ability To Give Them Their Separate Names, Identities, Personalities And Have Them Relate To Other Characters Living With Him.

Cat Angels Are The Reason There Are No Mice Angels.

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.