I Was Born To Do Sitcoms, Where

My Food Demons Are Chinese Food, Sugar, Butter.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

I Was Really Tired Of Words Like 'plus Size,' 'round' And 'large.' I Thought, 'come On, We're Fat.'

To Tell You The Honest-to-god Truth: Without Scientology, I Would Be Dead. So, I Can Personally Highly Recommend It.

Look For Someone Who Has A Complete Life Without You In It. If You Have A Person You Don't Need For Anything, That's Ideal. You're Just Together Because You Really Want To Be.