I Was Born To Do Sitcoms, Where

There's A Lot More To Life Than How Fat Or Thin You Are.

I Couldn't Care Less About Sex Unless I Meet Someone Who I Think Is Wonderful.

I Have To Be Below 140 To Really Look Good. I Have To Work My Legs Like Crazy. Actually, Do You Want My Real Goal? My Real Goal's Always Too Low. I Love The Way I Look At, Like, 128.

One Time, I Brought Prince To The Set. He's A Friend Of Mine, And He Asked To Come. Everyone Wanted To Meet Him, But He's A Little Shy.

I Stay Positive Because It's The Only Way To Live. When I Play Ball, I Play Hardball.