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The Best Kind Of Onion Soup Is The Simplest Kind.

Delusion, N. The Father Of A Most Respectable Family, Comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity And Many Other Goodly Sons And Daughters.

Epitaph: An Inscription On A Tomb Showing That Virtues Acquired By Death Have A Retroactive Effect.

Vanity, N. The Tribute Of A Fool To The Worth Of The Nearest Ass.

Prejudice - A Vagrant Opinion Without Visible Means Of Support.