I Was Brought Up A Catholic, For

The Desire To Be A Politician Should Bar You For Life From Ever Being One.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.