I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of

Once You Start Compromising Your Thoughts, You're A Candidate For Mediocrity.

Goldie Hawn Is Funny, Sexy, Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent, Warm, And Consistently Sunny. Other Than That, She Doesn't Impress Me At All.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.