I Was Fearless...and Lawless.

If You Obey All The Rules You Miss All The Fun.

You Can Say Or Write Anything About Me You Like. Just Don't, For Any Reason, Ever Tell The Truth.

If You Need A Helping Hand, You Can Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

The Shakes Stop If You Drink Enough, But Then So Does Everything Else.

Afraid Of Death? Not At All. Be A Great Relief. Then I Wouldn't Have To Talk To You.