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In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

After 14 Years Of Dieting, There Are Only Two Things I've Never Lost. Hope And Weight.

I'd Love To See More Equal Representation Of Female And Male Cartoonists On The Comics Page.

I'm Most Proud Of Having Created Something That Men Never Completely Get.

I'm Married, Which Means That Instead Of Occasionally Wondering About Men From Afar, I Actually Live With One And Can Be Constantly Astounded By The Strange Male Brain.