I Was In Analysis For Years Because

I Can't Express Anger. I Grow A Tumor Instead.

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Another Good Thing About Being Poor Is That When You Are Seventy Your Children Will Not Have You Declared Legally Insane In Order To Gain Control Of Your Estate.

Death Is An Acquired Trait.

Anything Worth Knowing Cannot Be Understood By The Human Mind.