I Was In The Invasion Of Normandy

A Nickel Is Not Worth A Penny More.

If My Father Was Alive To Hear That, He'd Turn Over In His Grave.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.

I've Always Felt Real Blessed, Especially To Live In This Country. If You Dream Hard And Work Hard, Anything Can Happen Here-i'm Perfect Proof.