I Was Just A Young Guy Who

I Mean, I Look At My Dad. He Was Twenty When He Started Having A Family, And He Was Always The Coolest Dad. He Did Everything For His Kids, And He Never Made Us Feel Like He Was Pressured. I Know That It Must Be A Great Feeling To Be A Guy Like That.

I Think When I Bought A House, That's When I Thought I Felt Like That's A Grown Up Thing To Do.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.