I Was Like, Oh, I Want To

You Know Who Does Have A Funny Bone In Her Body? Your Mom Every Night For A Dollar.

It's Hard To Get Laughs When You're New.

Twitter Seems Like A Busman's Holiday: Just More Writing. I Have No Plans To Do It. I'll Just Stick With My 24/7 Webcam. I'm Old-fashioned That Way.

Am I Just Chasing It Because It's The Hardest Thing For Me To Get And I Want To Prove I Can Do It?

And I Can See Russia From My House.