I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I Am Furious About Everything.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.