I Was Not The Popular Kid In

I'm Always Ready For Tv. I Don't Have To Edit My Jokes - When You Work Clean, You Can Work Anywhere.

It's Not An Overnight Thing. I Can Legitimately Say I've Been Working My Ass Off For A Long Time And The Fact That I'm Getting This Concert Movie Is Perfect Because It's Coming At Just The Right Time In My Life.

Comedians Do Movies And Tv So That When They Tour, They Sell Out. That's The Goal: To Get Popular Enough So The Place Is Packed.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.