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Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

As Far As Guys Who Perform Onstage, I Love Chris Rock. I'm Kind Of Jaded On Everyone Else.

Some Comics Don't Like It When People Talk During The Set, And It Does Get A Little Bit Annoying After Awhile, But I Basically Let People Dictate What Jokes I'm Going To Do.

Honestly, I Really Don't Like Acting. I Don't Enjoy It. What I Do Like Is Going To A Movie Theatre And Seeing My Face On A Poster. I Like Seeing My Name On A Poster. That Is Cool.

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.