I Was One Of The Richest Rappers

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

Aren't We All Striving To Be Overpaid For What We Do?

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I've Not Been Able To Avoid Periods Of Time Where I Felt Super-lonely. Luckily, I Have A Side That Is Able To Always See The Glass As Half-full.