I Was Raised In A Truly Typical

I Tried To Make Some Difference, And I Think I Managed To Do That.

Over The Course Of My Life I've Had More Than My Fair Share Of Romantic Relationships With Wonderful Women, Many Moved On To Live Happy, Healthy, And Productive Lives, And I'm Pleased To Say Remain Dear Friends Today. Sadly, There Are A Few Who Have Chosen To Rewrite History In An Attempt To Stay In The Spotlight. I Guess, As The Old Saying Goes: You Can't Win 'em All!

I Had A Stroke In 1985... I Called It A "stroke Of Luck." I Said, "life Is Like A Train Trip. You're Looking Out The Window And Everything Is Whipping Past And You're Not Really Seeing Anything, And You Need To Get Off The Train And Walk Around A Bit."

My Best Pick-up Line Is "my Name Is Hugh Hefner."

My Folks Were Raised Pure Prohibitionist. They Were Very Good People, With High Moral Standards - But Very Repressed. There Was No Hugging And Kissing In My Home.