I Was Sailing From Tedium To Apathy

What Is In The Air There In Washington, What Is In The Water? What Is Wrong With Them? This Is Not A Rhetorical Question. I Think It Is Unspoken Question No.1 As Americans Look At So Many Of The Individuals In Our Government. What Is Wrong With Them?

Remember The Waterfront Shack With The Sign Fresh Fish Sold Here. Of Course It's Fresh, We're On The Ocean. Of Course It's For Sale, We're Not Giving It Away. Of Course It's Here, Otherwise The Sign Would Be Someplace Else. The Final Sign: Fish.

When You Forget Yourself And Your Fear, When You Get Beyond Self-consciousness Because Your Mind Is Thinking About What You Are Trying To Communicate, You Become A Better Communicator

Politicians, Please, Think Of Yourselves! Move To Help Terri Schiavo, And No One Will Be Mad At You, And You'll Keep A Human Being Alive.

Humor Is The Shock Absorber Of Life; It Helps Us Take The Blows.