I Was So Beautiful But I Didn't

Back Then I Was Called Dumbo Because Of My Ears. I Was Called Fatty, Too. It Was Hurtful So I Became Like The Class Clown. I Became The One Who Was Kicked Around.

I've Been Doing Pilates Since 1974, I Lift Weights, I Power Walk Every Day And I Run Backwards. That's Sometimes A Little Hard When You're Not On Your Home Turf, Because You've Got To Find A Place Where There Are No Bumps In The Way - Or People.

I Am Good At Down Grading - I Have Found I Can Live The Same Lifestyle In A Two-bedroom Apartment As In A Five-bedroom House.

Think Of Your Pension And Start Saving. Like My Father, I Have Been A Spendthrift, And I Regret That.

I'm Very Organised These Days, And I Keep My Life In My Handbag, Like Most Women.