I Was So Drunk The Whole Time

While You're Playing Cards With A Regular Guy Or Having A Bite To Eat With Him, He Seems A Peaceable, Good-humoured And Not Entirely Dense Person. But Just Begin A Conversation With Him About Something Inedible, Politics Or Science, For Instance, And He Ends Up In A Deadend Or Starts In On Such An Obtuse And Base Philosophy That You Can Only Wave Your Hand And Leave.

In Russia There Is No Philosophy, But Philosophize Everything, Even The Small Fry.

The World Is, Of Course, Nothing But Our Conception Of It.

Lying Is The Same As Alcoholism. Liars Prevaricate Even On Their Deathbeds.

Never Bring A Cannon On Stage In Act I Unless You Intend To Fire It By The Last Act.