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I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979