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I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.