I Was Such A Dork. I Was

I Am, Uh ... A 6 Foot Tall Woman, I Feel Like I'm A Healthy Size, I'm Not Anorexic; And I Feel That People Who Aren't Anorexic Are Punished ... For Not Being Anorexic.

It Was Only When I Moved To New York That I Realized Tall Is Good.

I Was Voted Biggest Ham And Likeliest To Become A Celebrity.

I Literally Felt Like A Freak, Which Is Another Aspect Of The Role Of Sally That I Relate To: Total Outsider.

I'd So Much Rather People Think I Was Funny Than Pretty.