I Was Suppose To Be A Jesuit

Indecision May Or May Not Be My Problem.

Any Attempts At Autobiography Before The Age Of Eighty Seem Pretty Self-involved To Me. There Are A Lot Of Smart Middle Aged People But Not Many Wise Ones.

Never Did I Think That I Became Family Entertainment.

Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred Years Too Late.

I Got My Hush Puppies On. I Guess I Never Was Made Meant For Glitter Rock And Roll.