I Was Taught To Be Anti-jewish.

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

The Great People I've Met Always Have Time For The Niceties.

My Second Marriage Had A Lot To Do With Alcohol.