I Was The Guy On The Swim

I Don't Care How Busy I Am - I Will Always Make Time For What's Most Important To Me.

No Man Wants To Settle Down. It Happens. Eventually You're Going To Bump Into Somebody That Makes You Go, 'hmm, I Don't Mind Seeing This Person Every Day.'

The Same Thing I Did In 2013 Is What I'm Trying To Do In 2014, Which Is Continue To Improve, Continue To Shock People. You Know, I Have Several Projects Coming Up Between 2014 And 2015, And Hopefully By 2015, I'll Have Another Hour Of Stand-up Material Where I'll Be Able To Go On The Road And Tour Again.

I Was The Guy On The Swim Team Entertaining The Bus On The Way To The Meets.

My Mom Was Very Strict. She Didn't Let Me Watch Anything Rated R Or Anything With Cussing.