I Was Told To Stay Away From

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

I Firmly Believe That There Is A God. I Firmly Believe That There Is A Heaven. And I Firmly Believe That If You Go There, It's Gonna Be Great.

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.