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[ The Aim To Be Big] Is Not A Joke About My Size. It's Just That I'm A Dreamer, But I'm Following Through With It. I Believe Anyone Can Do It As Long As They Focus And Have A Game Plan.

I Was A Big Fan Of Rodney Dangerfield. He Had This Hbo Young Comedians Special And He'd Always Bring Up New Talent, And I Loved That!

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

Tv And Film For Me Are Not As Exciting As The Live Stand-up Show And Getting The Immediate Reaction Of The Crowd. Tv Is A Lot Of Hurry Up And Wait For Your Shot And Less Immediate Reaction From People.

There's Been A Lot Of Guys That Come Out Of Texas Who Have Made It Really Big. So It's Not A Geographic Thing, It's A How Hard Are You Willing To Work For It.