I Wasn't A Social Drinker. I Used

Do You Happen To Have Another Condom? I Think I've Discovered The Cure For Headaches.

The World Had Moved On And All That Was Over, Done Before Fairly Begun.

The Great Thing About Writing Is That...you Can Do All These Antisocial Things And You Get Paid For Them And Nobody Ever Arrests You Because They're All Make-believe. Then That Way If You Were Actually Ever Driven To Do Any Of Those Things, The Pressure's Off Because You'd Have Already Written Them Down. It's Therapy.

Now Panic Beats And Flutters Inside My Skull Like A Flock Of Starlings Locked In An Attic.

I Did A Couple Of Writing Seminars In Canada With High School Kids. These Were The Bright Kids; They All Have Computers, But They Can't Spell. Because Spell-check Won't [help] You If You Don't Know Through From Threw. I Told Them, "if You Can Read In The 21st Century, You Own The World." Because You Learn To Write From Reading.