I Wasn't Afraid To Be Laughed At

Dear Anyone Who Finds This, Do Not Blame The Drugs.

These Are Very Confusing Times. For The First Time In History A Woman Is Expected To Combine: Intelligence With A Sharp Hairdo, A Raised Consciousness With High Heels, And An Open, Nonsexist Relationship With A Tan Guy Who Has A Great Bod.

A Man Who Has Been Dead For A Week In A Hot Trailer Looks More Like A Man Than You Would First Expect.

For Horror Movies, Color Is Reassuring Because, At Least In Older Films, It Adds To The Fakey-ness.

The Groove Is So Mysterious. We're Born With It And We Lose It And The World Seems To Split Apart Before Our Eyes Into Stupid And Cool. When We Get It Back, The World Unifies Around Us, And Both Stupid And Cool Fall Away. I Am Grateful To Those Who Are Keepers Of The Groove. The Babies And The Grandmas Who Hang On To It And Help Us Remember When We Forget That Any Kind Of Dancing Is Better Than No Dancing At All.