I Wasn't Driven To Acting By Any

When The Idea Came Up, (newman's Own) I Said, "are You Crazy? Stick My Face On The Label Of Salad Dressing?" And Then, Of Course, We Got The Whole Idea Of Exploitation And How Circular It Is. Why Not, Really, Go To The Fullest Length, And The Silliest Length, In Exploiting Yourself And Turn The Proceeds Back To The Community?

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.

I Am Convinced That A Person Is Entitled To As Much Privacy As He Wants. It Should Be His Privilege To Keep Certain Areas Of His Life Out Of The Newspapers.

What Could Be Better Than To Hold Your Hand Out To People Less Fortunate Than You Are?

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.