I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

The Difference Between The Impossible And The Possible Lies In A Man's Determination.

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.