I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna

You Should Never Tell Someone They Have A Nice Dimple, Because Maybe They Were Shot In The Face With A Bb Gun.

I Love Blackjack. But I'm Not Addicted To Gambling. I'm Addicted To Sitting In A Semi Circle.

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.

People Ask Me For My Autograph After A Show. I'm Not Famous, I Think They're Messing With Me. I Think They're Trying To Make Me Late For Something.