I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

My Friend Asked Me I Ever Swam With Dolphins. I Was Like, 'yeah, Of Course. What Distance Are We Talking About From The Dolphins? Because The Last Time I Was In The Ocean, I'm Pretty Sure I Swam With Most Of Them.'

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.