I Went Grey At 12, My Eyesight

When God Closes One Door, He Slams Another In Your Face

I've Always Been Melancholic. At A Party, Everyone Would Be Looking At The Glittering Chandeliers And I'd Be Looking At The Waitress's Cracked Shoes.

How To Make God Laugh? Tell Him Your Plans.

Minsk! How Pissed-off That Sounded! It Was Great. You Could Scare The Bejayzus Out Of Someone If You Said It Right.

Although Will Never Love Anyone Again, Don't Want To Become Bitter. Or Creative.