I Went Through A Big Alice Cooper

We Need A New Law That Owners Of Suvs (sport Utility Vehicles) Are Automatically In The Military Reserve. Then They Can Go Get Their Own Goddamn Oil.

No Matter What I Do, My Songs Come Out In A Certain Style, And If That Sounds Like Dead Kennedys, Then There's Probably A Reason For It. Don't Forget, I Wrote Most Of Those Songs, Music And Lyrics.

To This Day, We Get Letters At Alternative Tentacles From Young Teenagers Who Hide Their Dead Kennedys Albums Behind Their Mirror Or In The Mattress Of Their Bed. Wouldn't It Be Better If The Parents Just Discussed This With The Kids Instead Of Creating This Culture Of Sneaking And Dishonesty Within The Family? The Moral Of The Story Being, You Don't Hide Reality From Your Kids Because Then They Grow Up To Be Smarter, More Aware Adults.

A Hairstyle's Not A Lifestyle.

If Evolution Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Evolve.