I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo

I Love Wearing The Exact Same Thing All The Time Because I Think It Makes You Like A Cartoon Character. They Always Wear The Same Outfit And Everybody Always Remembers Them For It, So I Feel Like I Should Do The Same Thing.

I Love Country Music, Blues, And Punk, And One Day I Might Make Those Kinds Of Records.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Definitely Think Women Are Running It Right Now. We Are Not Afraid To Speak Our Minds. It's Exciting Because That's What I Stand For, For People To Be Irreverent And To Be Themselves.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.