I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

Parents Should Not Let Kids Listen To My Music If It's Offensive. I Wrote These Songs For Me.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

I'm Really Fun. I'm Ridiculously Fun. I Hope I'm Infectiously Fun.

I Definitely Think Women Are Running It Right Now. We Are Not Afraid To Speak Our Minds. It's Exciting Because That's What I Stand For, For People To Be Irreverent And To Be Themselves.