I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo

I Like To Admire. I'm A Fan Of Beauty.

What I'm Bringing To The Pop Table Is That I'm Not Pretentious.

I Just Think That Gay Men Have Much Better Taste Than Any Straight Man I Have Met. I Have Never Gotten Any Grief About Having A Good Time, Being Unapologetic, And Irreverent From A Gay Man.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.