I Went To A Shrink Once, But

What's The Difference Between Sex And Love? I Have Four Wives And Five Kids. I Apparently Don't Know The Difference.

I Always Thought Of Myself As Some Sort Of Athlete Until I Started Playing Golf A Couple Years Ago.

Someone's Always Saying, "it's Not Whether You Win Or Lose," But If You Feel That Way, You're As Good As Dead.

Showing Up Every Day Isn't Enough. There Are A Lot Of Guys Who Show Up Every Day Who Shouldn't Have Showed Up At All.

I Never Saw My Dad Cry. My Son Saw Me Cry. My Dad Never Told Me He Loved Me, And Consequently I Told Scott I Loved Him Every Other Minute. The Point Is, I'll Make Less Mistakes Than My Dad, My Sons Hopefully Will Make Less Mistakes Than Me, And Their Sons Will Make Less Mistakes Than Their Dads.