I Went To A Shrink Once, But

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

Showing Up Every Day Isn't Enough. There Are A Lot Of Guys Who Show Up Every Day Who Shouldn't Have Showed Up At All.

People Are Always Backing Up When I'm Just Going To Shake Their Hands.

No Matter What Heights You Achieve, Even If You're Brad Pitt, The Slide Is Coming, Sure As Death And Taxes.

My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player. I Thought I Had It Made. Front-row Seats At Yankee Stadium. Then He Turned Sixteen And Wanted To Be A Rapper.